You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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