i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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