therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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