Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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