i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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