it hurts more in the daytime
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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