I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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