Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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