so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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