I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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