Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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