If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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