At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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