does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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