what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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