She said her name was "party"
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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