i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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