You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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