You're earring is so big in my mouth
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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