my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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