and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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