Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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