atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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