im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize