No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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