Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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