stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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