would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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