he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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