you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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