Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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