dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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