No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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