We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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