Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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