Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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