Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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