I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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