So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize