Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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