If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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