It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Your cock deserves a montage
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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