508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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