Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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