How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How naked do you want me to be?
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