the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Less talking, more tequila
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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