You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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