Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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