Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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