Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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